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"How many things can be wrong with one PC, many. This gaming PC is in my repair shop because it got dropped on its head like I did when I was a baby and even though it's tough, it's not invincible. Now the damn lights hit in a blinker and it won't post so of course we'll start with the obvious. Wow, was that all? Of course, it nope it's still F. Let's switch slots or sticks. God damn it. Oh, lookie lookie, this drive wasn't mounted properly before being screwed and it's resulted in scoliosis, a lesson your mother and I learned the hard way. So will it boot now? No. Well, it wasn't the GPU either so it's time to check the CPU. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? There's thermal P inside, maybe they need to put it so it can cool down better. It'll get extra cool. Keep this scrub job calls for a special tool, your mother's toothbrush, vibrating edition. Now that all the sperm past is cleaned up, it's time to test that CPU again. Don't judge me. Ah, finally reassemble everything and mother the greatest technician that's ever lived. How many things can be wrong with one PC, many. This gaming PC is in my repair shop because it got dropped on its head like I did when I was a baby and even though it's tough, it's not invincible. Now the damn lights hit in a blinker and it won't post so of course we'll start with the obvious. Wow, was that all? Of course, it nope it's still F. Let's switch slots or sticks. God damn it. Oh, lookie lookie, this drive wasn't mounted properly before being screwed and it's resulted in scoliosis, a lesson your mother and I learned the hard way. So will it boot now? No. Well, it wasn't the GPU either so it's time to check the CPU. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? There's thermal P inside, maybe they need to put it so it can cool down better. It'll get extra cool. Keep this scrub job calls for a special tool, your mother's toothbrush, vibrating edition. Now that all the sperm past is cleaned up, it's time to test that CPU again. Don't judge me. Ah, finally reassemble everything and mother the greatest technician that's ever lived". | |||
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